Why I let my kid watch Baby Einstein...

...because while I'm changing his diaper nothing else induces him to roll away from me (and the new diaper), sit up, stare at the tv, and laugh. All the while ignoring me calling his name, swatting off my attempts to force and coerce him back to the ground, and remaining oblivious to the flash of the camera. He's just so happy when he sees it, and I can't take that away.